Me (7:10:48 PM) : heyyy teach me how 2 be smooth
Phillipe (7:17:10 PM) : smooth like how? lol
Me (7:24:44 PM) : like a babys bottom lip
Me (7:24:49 PM) : panties to the flo'
Me (7:24:50 PM) : silllk
Me (7:24:52 PM) : suaaavae
Phillipe (7:32:07 PM) : lmaaaoo!!!
Phillipe (7:32:20 PM) : umm lets see what you need to know to be smooth.
Me (7:32:44 PM) : okay im taking notes *pulls out notepad*
Phillipe (7:33:56 PM) : you neeed to have the mindset that no one's smoother than you.
Me (7:35:43 PM) : right
Phillipe (7:37:30 PM) : okay step 2.
Me (7:38:03 PM) : mhm
Phillipe (7:38:13 PM) : never admit you're wrong. but also never say things that people can misinterpret
Phillipe (7:38:22 PM) : example:
Phillipe (7:39:12 PM) : don't say "i have $10,000,000 in the bank" instead say, "my paper game is proper." or "my money long"
Phillipe (7:39:17 PM) : lmao
Phillipe (7:39:27 PM) : and step 3.
Phillipe (7:39:33 PM) : when in doubt - blame it on the alcohol
and That ladies and gents is how to be smooth. Go forth and change the world with your sexaay tendencies ;)
and That ladies and gents is how to be smooth. Go forth and change the world with your sexaay tendencies ;)