How to be smooth 1-0-1 with Phillipe aka el UNiCO

Me (7:10:48 PM): heyyy teach me how 2 be smooth

Phillipe (7:17:10 PM): smooth like how? lol

Me (7:24:44 PM): like a babys bottom lip

Me (7:24:49 PM): panties to the flo'

Me (7:24:50 PM): silllk

Me (7:24:52 PM): suaaavae

Phillipe (7:32:07 PM): lmaaaoo!!!

Phillipe (7:32:20 PM): umm lets see what you need to know to be smooth.

Me (7:32:44 PM): okay im taking notes *pulls out notepad*

Phillipe (7:33:56 PM): you neeed to have the mindset that no one's smoother than you.

Me (7:35:43 PM): right

Phillipe (7:37:30 PM): okay step 2.

Me (7:38:03 PM): mhm

Phillipe (7:38:13 PM): never admit you're wrong. but also never say things that people can misinterpret

Phillipe (7:38:22 PM): example:

Phillipe (7:39:12 PM): don't say "i have $10,000,000 in the bank" instead say, "my paper game is proper." or "my money long"

Phillipe (7:39:17 PM): lmao

Phillipe (7:39:27 PM): and step 3.

Phillipe (7:39:33 PM): when in doubt - blame it on the alcohol

and That ladies and gents is how to be smooth. Go forth and change the world with your sexaay tendencies ;)